I've written a few restaurant blurbs for Decider Austin, the city-specific spin-off of The Onion's A.V. Club. Basically, it's the only news that's not fake (although, I'm not sure I'd use the word "real" to describe the Decider...)
Here are some of my favorite reviews:
Siena Restorante Toscana
Shanghai Chinese Restaurant
The Daily Juice Cafe
The Red House Lounge
Sadly, no bylines on the website, but I get them initialed in the print edition. Plus, I get paid a tiny little bit of money for these. While this gig has taken some of my attention away from this blog, I hope it will become more active for 2009.